Petition Instrument · IP-2026-02207Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition Against the Phrase 'Let's Circle Back'
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- Any building with a conference room
- Category
- Interpersonal Conduct
The phrase has come to mean the matter is closed, and everyone present understands this.
(1) WHEREAS, no circling has ever been observed;
(2) WHEREAS, no party has ever returned to the point in question;
(3) WHEREAS, the matter is not on any subsequent agenda;
NOW THEREFORE, the phrase be replaced with a statement of what will actually happen, which is nothing.
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