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Petition Instrument · IP-2026-02884Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed

Petition to Require Notice Before a Coworker Says 'Quick Question'

Filed by
Joe Fernette
Filed on
July 26, 2026
Jurisdiction
The second floor

The question is not quick and has not been quick on any prior occasion.

(1) WHEREAS, the average duration of a quick question is twenty-two minutes;

(2) WHEREAS, the question frequently concerns a matter from 2023;

NOW THEREFORE, a stated time estimate accompany the request, and that the estimate be held to.

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Joe FernetteNo. 1

How about we just don't talk.