Petition Instrument · IP-2026-03980Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition to Establish a Standard Definition of 'A Bit of Snow'
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- The Entire Midwest
- Category
- Matters of Principle
Local reporting has failed to distinguish between conditions requiring a shovel and conditions requiring a boot.
(1) WHEREAS, the phrase has been applied to accumulations between one inch and eleven inches;
(2) WHEREAS, residents have made scheduling decisions on this basis;
(3) WHEREAS, no correction has ever been issued;
NOW THEREFORE, a numeric range be adopted and published, and that deviation from it be noted on air.
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Signatures recorded · goal 10,000 · 0% of goal
10
Noticed
100
Under Review
1,000
Escalated
10,000
Enacted
Signature of record
Signature of petitioner — not legally binding in any jurisdiction