Petition Instrument · IP-2026-04002Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition to Require Weather Reporting in Terms of Whether a Coat Is Needed
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- Broadcast area of the county
- Category
- Matters of Principle
Temperature alone has proven insufficient for morning decision-making.
(1) WHEREAS, forty-one degrees in April and forty-one degrees in November are not the same forty-one degrees;
(2) WHEREAS, the wind is rarely mentioned until it is a problem;
NOW THEREFORE, each forecast state plainly: coat, no coat, or coat in the car.
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