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Grievances Against Inanimate Objects

Complaints directed at machines, furniture, and equipment that cannot answer for themselves. The objects have not been notified.

InstrumentSignedOf goalStatus
IP-2026-03318Petition to Hold the Shopping Cart With the Bad Wheel Accountable
Grievances Against Inanimate Objects· The lot at Fourth and Vine· filed today· opposed
10%Filed
IP-2026-01677Petition to Formally Recognize the Chair That Holds Clothing
Grievances Against Inanimate Objects· Bedrooms, generally· filed today
10%Filed
IP-2026-00891Petition to Prohibit Self-Checkout Machines From Speaking Unprompted
Grievances Against Inanimate Objects· Statewide· filed today
10%Filed