Petition Instrument · IP-2026-01677Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition to Formally Recognize the Chair That Holds Clothing
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- Bedrooms, generally
The chair in question has not been sat in since it was purchased and performs a distinct function.
(1) WHEREAS, the clothing on the chair is neither clean nor dirty;
(2) WHEREAS, the arrangement has held for eleven years without incident;
NOW THEREFORE, the chair be recognized in furniture catalogs under its actual purpose.
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