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Petition Instrument · IP-2026-03318Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed

Petition to Hold the Shopping Cart With the Bad Wheel Accountable

Filed by
Joe Fernette
Filed on
July 26, 2026
Jurisdiction
The lot at Fourth and Vine

One cart in the fleet pulls hard to the left and is returned to service each morning.

(1) WHEREAS, the cart has been identified, marked, and returned to circulation three separate times;

(2) WHEREAS, no employee will claim responsibility for its retention;

NOW THEREFORE, the cart be retired with no honors.

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Cross-Referenced Instruments · Matter in Dispute
IP-2026-05301 · in opposition
Petition in Opposition to IP-2026-03318
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Joe FernetteNo. 1

Just get rid of it. Do the stores enjoy watching out torture?