Petition Instrument · IP-2026-05240Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition to Require Gas Station Coffee to State Its Age
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- State highway system
- Category
- Food Policy
The pot bears no indication of when it was brewed and the evidence is inconclusive.
(1) WHEREAS, the burner has been on since an unknown hour;
(2) WHEREAS, the attendant declined to estimate;
NOW THEREFORE, a time be written on the pot in marker.
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Signatures recorded · goal 100 · 1% of goal
10
Noticed
100
Under Review
1,000
Escalated
10,000
Enacted
Signature of record
Signature of petitioner — not legally binding in any jurisdiction