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Petition Instrument · IP-2026-03501Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed

Petition to Prohibit the Sale of Bread That Ends in Two Heel Slices

Filed by
Joe Fernette
Filed on
July 26, 2026
Jurisdiction
Bakeries and retail grocers
Category
Food Policy

A loaf containing a heel at both ends yields two slices that no member of the household will accept.

(1) WHEREAS, the heel is technically bread;

(2) WHEREAS, the heel is not sandwich bread and everyone knows it;

NOW THEREFORE, loaves be sold with one heel, and that the other end be a usable slice.

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Cross-Referenced Instruments · Matter in Dispute
IP-2026-05303 · in opposition
Petition in Opposition to IP-2026-03501
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Joe FernetteNo. 1

I'll take one for the team if needed, but why does it have to be this way?