Petition Instrument · IP-2026-03501Page 1 of 1
Filed
July 26, 2026
In the matter of a petition duly filed
Petition to Prohibit the Sale of Bread That Ends in Two Heel Slices
- Filed by
- Joe Fernette
- Filed on
- July 26, 2026
- Jurisdiction
- Bakeries and retail grocers
- Category
- Food Policy
A loaf containing a heel at both ends yields two slices that no member of the household will accept.
(1) WHEREAS, the heel is technically bread;
(2) WHEREAS, the heel is not sandwich bread and everyone knows it;
NOW THEREFORE, loaves be sold with one heel, and that the other end be a usable slice.
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